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Luxury Fashion January 14, 2025
3rd Time’s A Charm January 13, 2025
Feeling Married January 13, 2025
GenX Strength January 12, 2025
Born This Way January 12, 2025
I Can’t Outrun Bad Weather January 11, 2025
Tit For Tat and the High Road January 9, 2025
Fact Checking Fallacy January 9, 2025
Hibernation January 6, 2025
Dropped The Pretense January 5, 2025
Get Off The White House Lawn! January 4, 2025
“Dating Is Supposed To Be Fun” January 3, 2025
Gift Horse January 2, 2025
The Day Christmas Died January 1, 2025
We Are All Dying Soon December 26, 2024
So A Rich Guy Bought The President December 26, 2024
Give It Away, Give It Away, Give It Away Now December 26, 2024
Closing Another Chapter December 18, 2024
College Protest Redux December 14, 2024
AI Is Accelerating The Crappification Of The Internet December 12, 2024
One Murder Won’t Change The Medical Insurance Industry in America December 10, 2024
Say No To Everything Else December 10, 2024
Spendshift December 10, 2024
Puzzle Solving December 8, 2024
Father YouTube December 8, 2024
Playing The World’s Tiniest Violin For Myself December 7, 2024
My 86 Year Old Girlfriend Is Gone December 6, 2024
The Sun On Her Face December 6, 2024
Human Pincushion December 3, 2024
“This is Bullshit” December 1, 2024
Sudden Notice November 27, 2024
Selling Sleep November 27, 2024
Adjusting With Love November 21, 2024
Goodbye Darkness My Old Friend November 21, 2024
Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice Cabinet November 20, 2024
TRT November 20, 2024
Draw Down November 19, 2024
No More Binging November 19, 2024
There Are No Shortcuts November 19, 2024
Unrelatable November 18, 2024
Pain And Perspective November 17, 2024
Laundry Luxury November 16, 2024
F***ing Rich Guys November 16, 2024
Down For The Count November 16, 2024
Do What You Say You Will November 14, 2024
The Government Is Always Late November 12, 2024
What…Me Worry? November 12, 2024
Everything In Its Place November 12, 2024
The Rich Guy Wins Again November 8, 2024
Mirror Mirror November 7, 2024
Wall Of Death October 23, 2024
Artistic Deviations October 21, 2024
Walmart Frenzy October 21, 2024
Family Rescue October 13, 2024
At Arm’s Length October 13, 2024
Bare Walls October 10, 2024
Respect September 25, 2024
Nobody’s Blowing Up Your iPhone September 23, 2024
Red Flag Laws and Assassination Attempts September 18, 2024
Not My First Rodeo September 18, 2024
Picture This September 15, 2024
Shopping Alone September 14, 2024
Cable Creep September 10, 2024
Mall Energy September 8, 2024
Bite The Bullet September 8, 2024
Removing Labels September 2, 2024
A Thousand Small Deaths August 25, 2024
Lingering Effects Of Pandemic August 24, 2024
57 Channels And There’s Nothing On August 21, 2024
Die With Zero August 18, 2024
The Marrying Type August 15, 2024
War Weary August 15, 2024
Not Shortchanged August 13, 2024
Car-Free Musings August 11, 2024
Encouraging Failure August 10, 2024
Shot In The Arm August 9, 2024
Making Money August 6, 2024
Dear Diary August 5, 2024
Dressed Down August 3, 2024
A Little Dinged Up August 3, 2024
Role Model August 1, 2024
Calling Out The Bully August 1, 2024
In You I Trust July 31, 2024
Surprise Email July 30, 2024
Be Wary Of The Bandwagon July 30, 2024
False Sense Of Security July 28, 2024
Dream Homes July 27, 2024
Trans-Indifference July 25, 2024
End Of A Generation July 23, 2024
It’s Not About The ‘Nuclear Football’ July 22, 2024
Augmented Youth July 20, 2024
Switching Sides July 19, 2024
Time Heals Some Wounds July 17, 2024
Uniting The United States July 17, 2024
Just Pull The Trigger July 15, 2024
MAGA Envy July 15, 2024
Trump Just Won The Presidency July 15, 2024
With All Disrespect July 13, 2024
Heat Wave July 11, 2024
Screaming Minis July 11, 2024
The Tax Man Cometh July 10, 2024
Author Credibility July 9, 2024
Bumbling Curiosity July 7, 2024
Couch Meditation July 7, 2024
A Different Girlfriend Every Night July 5, 2024
AI Is Scraping My Blog July 5, 2024
Ten Devils In The Freezer July 5, 2024
Motive Misattribution July 4, 2024
Religion In Schools July 3, 2024
How I’m Dealing With Climate Change July 2, 2024
Might As Well Ask July 1, 2024
Believe Your Eyes June 29, 2024
This is US June 26, 2024
There’s No Debating It June 26, 2024
Just Do 3 June 24, 2024
Antiviral June 24, 2024
Unrealistic Expectations June 23, 2024
A Substitute’s Perspective on Pubic School June 21, 2024
Dodging Dating Bullets June 18, 2024
Official Government Communication June 16, 2024
Happy “You’re Not My Father” Day June 16, 2024
Unproductive Hypocricy June 14, 2024
Religious Offense June 13, 2024
Bad Timing June 11, 2024
Cowboy Up June 9, 2024
Crafting A Life June 6, 2024
I Don’t Want No Civil War June 5, 2024
The Key To Eliminating Wasted Time June 4, 2024
Cents vs. Sense June 4, 2024
Amy, What You What You Want To Do? June 2, 2024
And Suddenly…Nothing June 1, 2024
Maybe This Isn’t Anything New May 31, 2024
The First Step To Solve Homelessness May 31, 2024
The Internet Is Full Of A$$Holes May 29, 2024
Welcome to Banal World May 29, 2024
Ozempic Quandary May 28, 2024
STFU May 27, 2024
Small Improvements = Major Satisfaction May 27, 2024
A Little Too Late May 27, 2024
Freedom Is Overrated May 27, 2024
The Age Of Medical Miracles May 21, 2024
Tailor Magic May 20, 2024
Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous May 18, 2024
A Road Half Full May 17, 2024
A Worst Seller May 15, 2024
Screw Me May 14, 2024
Talking In My Sleep May 10, 2024
Smoking Gun May 9, 2024
Wabi Sabi May 9, 2024
The Best Father I Ever Had May 6, 2024
I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends May 3, 2024
Retiree Lessons May 2, 2024
Make America Great (Again) April 28, 2024
Happy Birthday To Me April 25, 2024
Therapeutic Consumerism April 25, 2024
InstaFix April 23, 2024
Unsubscribed April 19, 2024
Love and Proximity April 18, 2024
Algorithmic Abstention April 16, 2024
Therapy Is For You April 14, 2024
When Free Costs Too Much April 14, 2024
A Good Life April 13, 2024
Ending Up In The Trash April 12, 2024
(Don’t) Take Me To Church April 10, 2024
Basketball Doesn’t Make You Tall April 9, 2024
I Won April 8, 2024
Plausible But Wrong April 7, 2024
No New Car April 4, 2024
Lame-ification April 2, 2024
Sex, Drugs & Social Media April 1, 2024
The Right Crowd March 29, 2024
Monastic Appeal March 27, 2024
Que Pasa March 26, 2024
How To Lose My Business March 25, 2024
Where To Find The Hot Fit Women March 24, 2024
Missing My Sunshine Puppy March 24, 2024
Fly Bye March 23, 2024
Hiring A Pro March 21, 2024
Stroking The Fire March 16, 2024
The Wrong Crowd March 16, 2024
Stepping Away March 13, 2024
Desiring Connection – As Long As It’s Easy March 9, 2024
Math Challenge March 8, 2024
The Facts Don’t Matter March 7, 2024
It Is Never Just Me March 7, 2024
Counting Errors March 5, 2024
Simple Luxuries March 1, 2024
“Every Time I Hear You I Feel A Little Bit Dumber” February 28, 2024
At Arm’s Length February 28, 2024
Drugs And Daylight Savings Time February 25, 2024
Podcasters Are The Latest Life Coaches February 24, 2024
Mind Purging February 23, 2024
Small At Heart February 22, 2024
100% Discount February 20, 2024
Buying Peace Of Mind February 20, 2024
Round 11 February 18, 2024
Mental Notation February 16, 2024
Round 10 February 15, 2024
Low Watts February 14, 2024
The Perfect House February 13, 2024
Buy Mistake February 13, 2024
Lie-vertising February 13, 2024
Too Much Is Too Much February 10, 2024
$238 Jeans Won’t Make You Conscientious February 9, 2024
There Will Be No Good News February 7, 2024
A Trip Down GenX Memory Lane February 7, 2024
Groundhog’s Day February 4, 2024
Use It Or Lose It February 2, 2024
Co-signing Bullshit February 2, 2024
No More Special Occasions January 29, 2024
You Make Me Sick January 29, 2024
The Mundanity of Excellence January 27, 2024
Kid In The Candy Store January 26, 2024
Frail January 25, 2024
Minimal Irony January 25, 2024
Unforced Errors January 23, 2024
Accidental Redecoration January 23, 2024
Something To Complain About January 21, 2024
The Smoking Man Died January 21, 2024
New Year’s Eve – I Thought It Was Just Me January 18, 2024
Who Am I Kidding? January 18, 2024
Taking The Loss January 15, 2024
Unpredictable January 14, 2024
Altered States January 14, 2024
Little Blue Pill January 13, 2024
Autonomy vs. Safety January 11, 2024
Purging My Subconscious January 9, 2024
23 Minutes A Day January 9, 2024
Being Mortal January 9, 2024
Purging Again January 7, 2024
Cleaning Out My Closet January 7, 2024
Putting Yourself Out Of A Job January 5, 2024
Love Story January 3, 2024
The Patreon Problem January 2, 2024
Paper Tiger January 2, 2024
The Stuff Is Only A Symptom January 1, 2024
Self-Pity Olympics December 30, 2023
One Step Forward Two Steps Back December 30, 2023
Food Wars December 30, 2023
Not Too Sweet December 28, 2023
If I Was A Rich Man December 28, 2023
Light Up Night December 24, 2023
Holding Back The 2×4 December 24, 2023
Common Nonsense December 23, 2023
Dementia December 20, 2023
Sick Puppies December 15, 2023
Some People Are Just Hurting December 15, 2023
Hardened Heart December 14, 2023
Will Anyone Care About This in 100 Years? December 14, 2023
I Remembered December 14, 2023
Old Looks Old December 13, 2023
A Day Off December 13, 2023
This Sucks December 13, 2023
Opiods December 12, 2023
I Miss Snickers December 11, 2023
The Painful Truth December 11, 2023
It Wasn’t The Pheromones December 10, 2023
Designer Babies And Outsourcing Pregnancy December 10, 2023
She Made Me Better December 8, 2023
Oh Baby November 30, 2023
If I Was A Rich Man November 30, 2023
I Refuse To Pay 25% More For Everything November 28, 2023
Smile, You’re On Candid Camera November 28, 2023
Master Tinkerers Club November 26, 2023
S’Alright November 22, 2023
Triage November 22, 2023
Strength Of Two Men November 22, 2023
High School Diploma November 21, 2023
All I Want For Christmas Is For It To Be Over November 21, 2023
In Hot Water November 21, 2023
Thanksnothing Day November 20, 2023
Technically A Blast November 20, 2023
Can’t Relate November 19, 2023
Send It To Stuttgart November 18, 2023
False Heroes November 18, 2023
The Rules Don’t Apply November 18, 2023
A Little Balance November 14, 2023
Pseudoscience November 14, 2023
Aptitude For Organization November 13, 2023
Sewing Magic November 11, 2023
Disorganzation November 10, 2023
Taking My Ball And Going Home November 9, 2023
Heart Of The City November 9, 2023
Dance Dance November 8, 2023
Widening Gaps Of Silence November 8, 2023
UCLA Loneliness Score November 6, 2023
I’ll Take The Shi**y Parts November 5, 2023
Pure Joy November 5, 2023
For A Limited Time Only November 4, 2023
Old Girlfriends November 4, 2023
Saving It For What? November 1, 2023
I Feel Your Pain October 29, 2023
The Invisible Man In The Sky October 29, 2023
Goodbye Carol October 28, 2023
No More Auditioning October 28, 2023
Incommunicado October 26, 2023
I Don’t October 26, 2023
Nothing Is Unprecedented October 24, 2023
The Gun Dilemma October 24, 2023
The Little Things October 23, 2023
No Bucket List October 21, 2023
No Romance October 16, 2023
Rationalizing Spending October 16, 2023
I Lasted 30 Minutes on X/Twitter October 15, 2023
Glamour Girl October 14, 2023
A F**king Embarrassment October 13, 2023
Israel October 10, 2023
Ozempic Economy October 8, 2023
Comfort In The Middle Of The Night October 7, 2023
False Promises…Just Faster October 7, 2023
Follow Up Call October 5, 2023
The Most Important Person In The Room October 5, 2023
The Life Coach October 3, 2023
Finding Interesting Podcasts October 3, 2023
History Is Today October 3, 2023
Time, Distance And Perspective October 1, 2023
Grasping Onto Power September 30, 2023
Hiding From Fear September 30, 2023
Shakey Shakey Milkshake September 28, 2023
Your Baby Looks Almost Human September 28, 2023
Unwilling To Change September 25, 2023
Doggie DNA September 25, 2023
Playmate Of The Year September 23, 2023
Family Of Choice September 23, 2023
Mostly Boring September 23, 2023
Numerical Perpective September 22, 2023
“They” Are Not Coming For Me…Or You September 21, 2023
Freedom Vs Equality September 21, 2023
A Little Chaos September 19, 2023
Manifesting Destiny September 19, 2023
Double Knuckle Punch September 17, 2023
Not Uninvited September 17, 2023
Under Pressure September 13, 2023
Most Of My Heroes Were Loners September 10, 2023
What Do You Do All Day? September 9, 2023
Ancestral Sin September 9, 2023
Crime Sprees September 7, 2023
Relief From Self Obsession September 6, 2023
Cutting Out Wide Swaths September 6, 2023
Boring Love Stories September 5, 2023
Naming Right September 4, 2023
Shake It Up September 3, 2023
Unaffordable Housing September 2, 2023
Opening Another Door Into The Land Of The Living September 1, 2023
Thank You For Being A Friend August 31, 2023
Universal Basic Income August 31, 2023
Leaning Into Obsessions August 29, 2023
Online Dog Dating August 29, 2023
Pardon My Trigger Warning August 28, 2023
Code Of Conduct August 28, 2023
Not A Thrill Seeker August 27, 2023
Real People August 26, 2023
The Volunteerism Trope August 26, 2023
Not My Wheelhouse August 25, 2023
I Already Said It August 24, 2023
Dog Day Afternoon August 24, 2023
Collared Shirts August 23, 2023
Consequences August 23, 2023
There Is No Such Thing As Easy Money August 22, 2023
Bad Advice August 21, 2023
Selling Snake Oil August 21, 2023
It’s OK To Be A Workaholic August 20, 2023
A Bunch Of Rednecks August 19, 2023
Reality Bites August 19, 2023
Unsympathetic August 18, 2023
Ghost Town August 17, 2023
Last Of The Mohicans August 17, 2023
Coveting Cessation August 16, 2023
Natural Disasters August 16, 2023
Battling Bots August 15, 2023
She Knows August 15, 2023
Lost Another Loose Connection August 15, 2023
Rekindling An Old Flame August 14, 2023
Open Door Policy August 13, 2023
Friendship Fade Away August 11, 2023
Anticlimactic Anniversary August 10, 2023
I Know When You’re Not Sleeping August 10, 2023
Phonus Interruptus August 10, 2023
My Roaring 20s August 9, 2023
The Wrong Fit August 8, 2023
Esther Perel On Grief August 8, 2023
A Homeless Dilemma August 7, 2023
Legally Bound August 7, 2023
A Bowl Of Love August 6, 2023
Piling On(line) August 5, 2023
Movie Shooting Expectation August 4, 2023
I’ll Hold The Door For You August 4, 2023
The Fog Of Grief August 2, 2023
President Stupid August 2, 2023
Minding My F**king Business August 1, 2023
I Just Love Being Loved July 31, 2023
The Sky Is (Not) Falling July 31, 2023
Intrinsic vs Extrinsic July 30, 2023
No Is A Perfectly Acceptable Answer July 30, 2023
End Of A Marriage July 29, 2023
The Gerontocracy July 28, 2023
It’s Your Loss July 26, 2023
They Have A Personal Chef? July 25, 2023
The New Normal Is The Old Normal July 25, 2023
Not The Babysitter July 24, 2023
Photus Interruptus July 24, 2023
Henry Rollins – My Kind Of Weirdo July 23, 2023
AITA July 22, 2023
Walled Gardens July 21, 2023
Gay Wedding Cakes And Theoretical Web Design July 21, 2023
Nomad No More July 20, 2023
Can’t Relate July 20, 2023
Tone Deaf July 19, 2023
Self Disciplined July 18, 2023
Dollar Storification Of The Internet July 18, 2023
Demographic Drop Out July 16, 2023
My Own Personal Disneyland July 16, 2023
Vacation Miscalculation July 13, 2023
Alien-ation July 13, 2023
Natural Endings July 12, 2023
A Father’s Love July 11, 2023
Forged By Loss July 10, 2023
Concealed Carry July 9, 2023
A History Of Violence July 9, 2023
Grandma’s House July 8, 2023
Unobtainable Closure July 8, 2023
Fading Glamour Shots July 7, 2023
Meal Kits, Supplements And Snake Oil July 7, 2023
Parenting Myself July 6, 2023
Pair Bonding July 6, 2023
Ashes Of My Little Sunshine Puppy July 6, 2023
I Don’t Spend Money I Don’t Have July 4, 2023
Fireworks July 4, 2023
Extended Adolescence July 3, 2023
More Booming And Busting July 3, 2023
Philosophically Challenged July 2, 2023
Old Bodybuilders July 2, 2023
Thank You For Noticing July 1, 2023
Preference Predicament June 30, 2023
Skimming June 30, 2023
Nothing That A Hundred Pull-Ups Won’t Fix June 29, 2023
No Medical Treatment After 75 June 28, 2023
Dog Love June 28, 2023
Apathetic To Actors June 28, 2023
Intentionally Small June 27, 2023
Wheel Man June 27, 2023
Underrepresented June 27, 2023
Go Phish June 27, 2023
Impulse Control June 27, 2023
9 Lives June 27, 2023
Lack Of Meaning & Purpose June 26, 2023
Looking Forward To Death June 26, 2023
F*** Me…F*** My Knee June 26, 2023
Dreamy Conversations June 24, 2023
Bot Battle June 24, 2023
Grammar Or Alcohol June 24, 2023
Rebel False Flags June 23, 2023
Predicting Failure June 21, 2023
Love And Sadness June 21, 2023
We Love All 1 Million Of You June 20, 2023
T & A June 20, 2023
You Have To Earn My Attention June 19, 2023
Big House, Small House, Same House June 19, 2023
Must Love Dogs June 18, 2023
Therapy Is The New Religion June 18, 2023
Aphorisms June 17, 2023
Thanks Reddit June 16, 2023
Ruled By Little Tyrants June 16, 2023
Economic Escapism June 15, 2023
Boom And Bust June 15, 2023
Rites Of Passage June 14, 2023
A Rich Guy Gets Away With It Again June 14, 2023
How Many Chairs Do You Need? June 13, 2023
No Reunions June 13, 2023
Hair Loss and Anti-Aging Scams June 12, 2023
I Will Protect You June 12, 2023
Muck Dragging June 12, 2023
We All Hear Different Music June 11, 2023
Loneliness Cure June 11, 2023
If It’s Important, Do It Everyday June 11, 2023
Brick By Brick June 10, 2023
Small Victories June 9, 2023
I Was Made For This June 9, 2023
My First Podcast Guest Spot* June 8, 2023
More Than Enough June 8, 2023
Other People Can’t Fill The Hole June 6, 2023
When Everyone’s A Star June 6, 2023
Fact Checking June 6, 2023
When I Miss My Wife The Most June 5, 2023
Sometimes The Problem Solves Itself June 5, 2023
Slot Machines June 4, 2023
Like A Good Neighbor June 4, 2023
You Can’t Fill The Hole June 3, 2023
Why Moderation Doesn’t Work June 2, 2023
Fatabulous…Or Not? June 1, 2023
Head Banging June 1, 2023
Fate Fiction May 31, 2023
Cats And Catastrophes May 31, 2023
One Dog Man? May 30, 2023
Kermit The Frog Here May 30, 2023
Pedigrees May 28, 2023
I Don’t Need To Run, I Need A Nap May 27, 2023
My Pack May 26, 2023
Rescue Me May 25, 2023
What, Me Worry? May 25, 2023
Senior Moment May 24, 2023
Don’t F*ck With The Rich People May 22, 2023
Return Therapy May 22, 2023
It’s The Alcohol May 22, 2023
I’m Not Disabling My Ad Blocker May 22, 2023
Hole In My Heart May 21, 2023
Afraid Of The Doorbell May 20, 2023
Disappointing Clarity May 18, 2023
Mom And Pop May 18, 2023
Snickers Ashes May 18, 2023
Library Controversy Shmontroversy May 17, 2023
Accentuating Ainslie May 17, 2023
Crying It Out May 15, 2023
Lap Of Love May 14, 2023
Ay Chihuahua! May 13, 2023
It Has Always Been Government By A Minority May 13, 2023
You Can’t Win The Tragedy Olympics May 12, 2023
Dog Man May 12, 2023
Get Busy Living May 11, 2023
The Silence May 11, 2023
Grocery Gripe May 10, 2023
Money Musings May 10, 2023
Striking Out May 10, 2023
My Little Sunshine Puppy Is Gone May 9, 2023
When The Chips Are Down May 8, 2023
Other People’s Money May 6, 2023
Crap Creep May 4, 2023
Lie Down With Dogs May 3, 2023
Even The Library Doesn’t Want Your Books May 3, 2023
You Can’t Make Someone Like You May 2, 2023
I Can Draw This May 1, 2023
Toss, Turn and Trash April 30, 2023
Uncanny Valley April 29, 2023
Fading Away April 29, 2023
The Pussification of A Generation April 27, 2023
Etymologic Expedition April 25, 2023
Trigger Happy April 23, 2023
Cleaning Away Regrets April 22, 2023
Roommates April 22, 2023
You Don’t Have To Play Ball April 20, 2023
Warm Smiles April 20, 2023
The Pool Hottie April 20, 2023
People Watching April 19, 2023
Stood Up April 19, 2023
Parsing Texts April 18, 2023
For A Good Time April 18, 2023
Luxury College April 17, 2023
Mask-erading April 17, 2023
Nobody’s Looking April 15, 2023
Passing On AAA April 15, 2023
Is There Really A Housing Crisis? April 14, 2023
Doomsayers April 13, 2023
Like An Old Married Couple April 13, 2023
Look At The Map April 12, 2023
Lie Spy Cheat Steal April 12, 2023
It’s Like, Always Changing, Right? April 11, 2023
Therapy-tainment April 10, 2023
C.E.O.bfuscator April 9, 2023
Myths and Religion April 8, 2023
Padding The Numbers April 7, 2023
Uncategorically April 7, 2023
The New Yorker April 6, 2023
Murdered By Marlboro April 5, 2023
Unexpected April 4, 2023
Can’t Go Home Again April 4, 2023
All Out Of Love April 4, 2023
Poetry April 4, 2023
Missing The Point April 3, 2023
Above And Beyond April 2, 2023
Danger, Will Robinson April 1, 2023
An Artist Like…Me? March 31, 2023
Phoning It In March 31, 2023
Moving Up The Social Ladder March 31, 2023
Another School Shooting March 29, 2023
Surgical Elucidation March 28, 2023
High School Privilege March 27, 2023
Academic Bubble March 27, 2023
Normal Sucks March 27, 2023
None Of It Matters March 26, 2023
You Should…Ignore Me March 24, 2023
Giving Bad ISPs The Middle Finger March 24, 2023
Ms. Pat vs The Millennial March 22, 2023
Cleaning Up My Own Messes March 20, 2023
12,999 March 20, 2023
Reality TV March 19, 2023
Not My Life Story March 18, 2023
Mindless Eating March 18, 2023
19 Years Later March 16, 2023
Widowers Not Like Me March 16, 2023
Addressing The Wrong Problem March 15, 2023
Follicular Foolishness March 14, 2023
D.I. Why March 12, 2023
The Beautiful People March 12, 2023
Spotting Fakes March 8, 2023
TikTok Ban March 7, 2023
Bad Genes March 6, 2023
Flash In The Pan March 4, 2023
Delete Daily Disappointments March 3, 2023
365 Days Date Free March 2, 2023
A Ladder Fell And Caused A Panic February 28, 2023
Shaking It Up February 26, 2023
Get Comfortable With Being Poor February 25, 2023
A Prediction On How We’ll Solve Mass Shootings February 22, 2023
Just A Little Paint-ience February 21, 2023
Removing Labels February 15, 2023
Don’t Call 911 February 15, 2023
End Zone Dances February 13, 2023
Make Bad Art February 13, 2023
Poor Little Rich Man February 12, 2023
The Bright Side February 12, 2023
Flash In The Pan February 10, 2023
Return On Investment February 8, 2023
Number Sorcery – Stack Ranking February 6, 2023
Word Salad February 4, 2023
Drug Commercials February 3, 2023
In The Bubble February 3, 2023
“My Mom Was So Excited” February 1, 2023
Mass Depersonalization January 30, 2023
Winter Weariness January 29, 2023
Snuff Films January 29, 2023
Breaking Some Eggs January 28, 2023
Jealous Interlude January 27, 2023
Emergency Contact January 26, 2023
All You Can Eat January 25, 2023
Pseudo-Intellectual January 24, 2023
Orders Of Magnitude January 23, 2023
Rant Delete January 22, 2023
Opinions Of Random Strangers January 19, 2023
36 Degrees Of Insanity January 18, 2023
Pointless Grocery Store Coupon Spam January 18, 2023
You Don’t Know? January 17, 2023
Embracing My Age January 16, 2023
Schadenfreude January 13, 2023
Tiger Stripes January 12, 2023
Meet The New Boss January 11, 2023
Doing The Math January 10, 2023
Not My Problem January 9, 2023
Dim Wit January 9, 2023
I Want Justice January 8, 2023
Turnover January 7, 2023
Hi Ho Silver January 6, 2023
15 Minute Delay January 6, 2023
Sick Call January 5, 2023
Unhoused Persons January 5, 2023
2022 The Year Of Excuses January 3, 2023
Conversation Enervation January 2, 2023
Drip Drip December 31, 2022
Cheap Thrills December 31, 2022
Talk Therapy December 28, 2022
This Is Friendship December 25, 2022
Not For Sale December 23, 2022
Breaking Up With Netflix…Again December 23, 2022
Connoisseur Of Dog Shit December 21, 2022
Ponzi Schemes, Crypto and NFTs December 20, 2022
There’s No Team In I December 20, 2022
Looney Tunes December 18, 2022
I Will Probably Disappoint You December 16, 2022
Uncle Russ December 15, 2022
Empty Tank December 13, 2022
Subsidized Life December 13, 2022
Goodbye Father Stranger December 12, 2022
We’re Not Here December 11, 2022
How To Make Delivery Suck December 8, 2022
Deep Work December 8, 2022
Mr. Unfunny December 7, 2022
Daily Death Report December 6, 2022
Back To Normal December 3, 2022
I May Never See You Again December 3, 2022
Niche Internet December 1, 2022
Going To The Dogs November 30, 2022
Photogenic November 28, 2022
Mira Mira November 28, 2022
Square Peg Anxiety November 27, 2022
Nontraditional November 26, 2022
Homebodies November 26, 2022
Fishing In A Small Pond November 25, 2022
Where’s The Monkeypox Pandemic? November 24, 2022
Microaggressions, Microplastics And Misfocus November 24, 2022
It’s Beginning To Feel A Lot Like…Nothing November 23, 2022
Engrossing November 21, 2022
The Weather Report November 21, 2022
No Offense Meant November 19, 2022
I Don’t Need To Be Told I’m OK November 18, 2022
Red, Blue, and Me November 17, 2022
Professionally Good Looking November 16, 2022
None Of My Business November 14, 2022
So-Duh November 14, 2022
Sunk Cost Coping November 13, 2022
$5 Star Treatment November 13, 2022
Golden Oldie November 12, 2022
Same As The Old Boss November 12, 2022
“They” Are Shooting People November 10, 2022
Stronger Than A Hinge Pin November 9, 2022
4 Years From We To I November 9, 2022
All Politicians Are Garbage November 8, 2022
Age Appropriate November 7, 2022
The Library November 6, 2022
1 Second – Why I Don’t Play The Lottery November 5, 2022
Faux Luxuries November 4, 2022
The Price Of Freedom November 3, 2022
Legacy Laissez Faire November 2, 2022
Fashion Small Plate November 1, 2022
Marriage Musings November 1, 2022
Millionaire Perspective October 29, 2022
Familiar Faces October 28, 2022
70,000 Pullups October 28, 2022
Mr. Intensity October 27, 2022
Unbelievable October 27, 2022
Where Am I October 25, 2022
Unrelatable October 25, 2022
The Dreaded Paper Sign October 23, 2022
Loner October 23, 2022
Work Nightmares October 20, 2022
Avoiding Eye Contact October 19, 2022
Reasonable Time Instead Of Real Time October 18, 2022
Internet Sympathy October 17, 2022
Random Shooting In The Suburbs October 15, 2022
Snipe Right October 13, 2022
Empty Mailbox October 13, 2022
My Grandmother’s House October 12, 2022
Skip The Boring Parts October 11, 2022
The Girl In The Floppy Hat October 11, 2022
US Royalty October 10, 2022
Death of A Stranger October 9, 2022
I Don’t Need Your Civil War October 8, 2022
Not Brothers In Arms October 7, 2022
Poo Potpourri October 5, 2022
A Killer In Bed October 5, 2022
Mr. & Mrs. Peabody October 3, 2022
Name Game October 1, 2022
Fancy Schmancy October 1, 2022
School Daze September 30, 2022
I Always Wanted To Be A Newspaper Columnist September 30, 2022
Unmarked Graves September 28, 2022
With A Smile September 28, 2022
I Don’t Care If You Don’t Like It September 27, 2022
Like A Wounded Animal September 26, 2022
3 Car Monte September 25, 2022
Grief Brain September 25, 2022
The Long Shadow Of Covid September 25, 2022
Four Degrees Of Separation September 24, 2022
Short Sheeting Myself September 24, 2022
Low Barrier To Entry September 23, 2022
Sometimes You Can’t Walk Away September 23, 2022
Tangled Up In Blue September 22, 2022
The Cheapest Customer Support September 20, 2022
No Free Lunch September 17, 2022
The R Word September 15, 2022
Not A Team Player September 13, 2022
Root Reality September 13, 2022
Born An Old Man September 12, 2022
Redecorating September 9, 2022
Cruisin’ September 8, 2022
Ordinary…Beautiful September 7, 2022
Two Shots And A Knucklepunch September 7, 2022
Old Ladies No Ladies September 6, 2022
Petty Concerns September 4, 2022
Time Lapse September 4, 2022
Goodbye Again September 4, 2022
Swooning For Sweden September 3, 2022
Embracing Errors September 2, 2022
Incommunicado September 2, 2022
Not Star Struck September 2, 2022
Easing Back Into It September 2, 2022
No Pressure September 1, 2022
Chocolate Suicide September 1, 2022
My Girls August 31, 2022
Aging Out August 31, 2022
Taking Things For Granted August 30, 2022
Overdoing It August 29, 2022
Not So Bad August 28, 2022
Drilling It Into Our Heads August 26, 2022
14th Century Photoshop August 25, 2022
The “One” August 23, 2022
No More NFL August 22, 2022
Urban Sketching August 20, 2022
Finding My Why August 16, 2022
Let The Threads Pull It In August 14, 2022
Code Red – We’ve Seen This Play Before August 12, 2022
Comfortably Numb August 11, 2022
A Speck In The Ocean August 9, 2022
Art School August 9, 2022
Burnout August 7, 2022
Lung Cancer August 6, 2022
Who Am I Kidding August 6, 2022
Uncool Uncle August 5, 2022
Unquestionable August 2, 2022
Loner’s Club August 1, 2022
Mr. Unpopular August 1, 2022
Snark Attack July 31, 2022
Online Whining July 31, 2022
My Little Old Lady July 30, 2022
I Hear Her Calling My Name July 30, 2022
Not Fitting In July 29, 2022
Bite Me July 27, 2022
Illusion Of Choice July 26, 2022
Kinda Ugly July 25, 2022
Pretending Not To Care July 25, 2022
Retirement Fantasy Vs Reality July 24, 2022
No More Craigslist July 23, 2022
Chop Wood, Carry Water July 22, 2022
Money Unmotivated July 21, 2022
Cereal Killers July 21, 2022
Aging Well July 20, 2022
The Winemaker July 20, 2022
Kids, Purpose and Missions July 18, 2022
Offline July 17, 2022
Cash Only July 17, 2022
Living In A Covid World July 16, 2022
End Of Longing July 15, 2022
Intentionally Imprecise July 15, 2022
Kiss The Ring July 14, 2022
Death Notice July 13, 2022
TV Influence July 12, 2022
Hanging Out In Cemeteries July 11, 2022
Podcast Overload July 10, 2022
Watercolors July 9, 2022
No More Drama July 8, 2022
One In One Out July 8, 2022
Compromising Situation July 7, 2022
Caretaker July 7, 2022
Family Ties July 6, 2022
Pop A Pill July 6, 2022
Dirty Laundry July 5, 2022
Rage Against The Price Gouging July 4, 2022
Social Distancing Again July 4, 2022
Nobody Owes You Anything July 3, 2022
A Price For Everything July 2, 2022
Porch People July 2, 2022
Finding Freedom July 1, 2022
Nobody Cares June 29, 2022
Noncompete June 29, 2022
It All Fades Away June 29, 2022
Downsized Doggie Dream June 27, 2022
We’ve Always Been Divided June 27, 2022
The True Cost Of Toys June 26, 2022
Destination Wedding June 24, 2022
How Government “Fixes” Tech June 23, 2022
Driving Through The Hood June 23, 2022
Sketchy Business June 22, 2022
The Ellen Tree June 22, 2022
Letting Go By Purging Contacts June 22, 2022
Clutter Free June 21, 2022
Bye Bye Google June 20, 2022
18,000 Emails June 20, 2022
Father’s Day June 17, 2022
The World We’re In June 16, 2022
Wide Open Spaces June 15, 2022
Dirtbag Chic June 15, 2022
TV Watching Failure June 15, 2022
Childfree June 14, 2022
Dating Like A Married Guy June 13, 2022
When $25 Equals $7500 June 13, 2022
Safe Space June 12, 2022
Covid PTSD June 12, 2022
A Lack Of Perspective June 11, 2022
A Triscuit A Tracker June 11, 2022
We’re Already Avatars June 10, 2022
$8000 Sofa! June 9, 2022
Best In Show June 9, 2022
Tribes June 7, 2022
Price Of Admission June 7, 2022
Anonymously Yours June 6, 2022
Parental Support June 5, 2022
Golden Silence June 5, 2022
Love Is Action June 5, 2022
Hoarders June 4, 2022
Fractured Fairy Tales June 4, 2022
In Character June 2, 2022
Dream Girl June 2, 2022
A Permanent Sadness June 2, 2022
School Shootings and Soft Targets June 1, 2022
Can’t Get No Respect May 31, 2022
Maid Man May 31, 2022
Home May 29, 2022
Sign Yourself Up May 29, 2022
Friendtervention May 25, 2022
A 100% Loyalty Penalty May 25, 2022
No Funerals May 23, 2022
Full House May 22, 2022
Not A Moral Failing May 20, 2022
No Spring Fever May 20, 2022
Calling The Termite-inater May 19, 2022
A Little Boujie May 17, 2022
Bursts Of Ecstasy May 17, 2022
My Friend The Hypochondriac May 16, 2022
Freedom From Fear May 16, 2022
Want Not Waste Not May 13, 2022
Mall-content May 13, 2022
Putting Your Best Text Forward May 11, 2022
TikTok May 11, 2022
Talking To Strangers May 10, 2022
Expert Advice May 9, 2022
Stuck May 9, 2022
Lovely…Not May 4, 2022
Disappearing Women May 4, 2022
Shave And A Haircut May 2, 2022
Living Light May 1, 2022
Terminal Uniqueness May 1, 2022
Mr. Freezemeister April 30, 2022
Non-monogamous April 29, 2022
Searching For Role Models April 29, 2022
Pictures and Wedding Rings April 29, 2022
Movie Night April 29, 2022
Solo-cialisation April 29, 2022
Pop! April 29, 2022
Sorry Not Sorry April 25, 2022
Going Solo (Again) April 24, 2022
How Do You Spell Relief April 22, 2022
Live Like Nobody Else April 16, 2022
I Like To Hit Myself In The Head With A Hammer April 11, 2022
No Advice For A Friend April 4, 2022
Community Of Sadness March 31, 2022
My Wonderfully Boring Life March 25, 2022
Do The Hard Thing First March 25, 2022
Conspiracy Theory March 25, 2022
By The Numbers March 23, 2022
All Dressed Up And No Place To Go March 23, 2022
Casual Connections March 21, 2022
Ex Familia March 20, 2022
Dating vs Marrying March 20, 2022
Maybe I’ll Stay Single March 19, 2022
100 Dates After My Wife Died March 19, 2022
Joie de vivre March 19, 2022
Blue Collar Man March 19, 2022
Bluebirds March 17, 2022
Sampler Platter March 17, 2022
Death Of A Special Woman March 14, 2022
Doing The Niggling Thing March 14, 2022
Funhouse mirrors, Photoshop and Winning Personalities March 14, 2022
Too Many First Dates March 13, 2022
I Don’t Do Casual March 13, 2022
An Alternative To Therapy March 7, 2022
Meditation In Motion March 7, 2022
Healing In Nature March 6, 2022
Trust Your Gut March 6, 2022
A Simple Phone Call March 3, 2022
Attraction Of Happiness March 3, 2022
My Day At The Art Museum February 28, 2022
Rico Suave February 28, 2022
Passion Attraction February 28, 2022
Kissing Frogs February 24, 2022
A Little Piece Of My Heart February 22, 2022
Dream Approval February 18, 2022
Noncommittal February 18, 2022
Older And Wiser February 17, 2022
Saying Yes February 17, 2022
A Girl Like That February 16, 2022
There Are No Red Flags February 16, 2022
I Forgive You February 14, 2022
Please Disturb February 12, 2022
Hairy Situation February 11, 2022
Dating Is Not A Job Interview February 9, 2022
My 86 Year Old Girlfriend February 4, 2022
Want Not, Want Not February 2, 2022
Surprising Level Of Maturity And Self Awareness February 2, 2022
Autodidact February 2, 2022
A Bottle Of Water, A Box Of Tissues And A Hug January 27, 2022
Father Of Mine January 26, 2022
Learning Curve January 24, 2022
Full Throttle January 23, 2022
Embracing Bachelorhood January 22, 2022
Wishful Thinking January 21, 2022
The Last Gift My Wife Gave Me January 21, 2022
Crazy Eyes January 20, 2022
Ghosted January 20, 2022
Dating Apps Are Just Like Social Media January 20, 2022
Taking The Edge Off January 19, 2022
Dating Failure January 19, 2022
Fair, Impartial and Just Farce January 19, 2022
The Pandemic Of Excuses Has Arrived January 19, 2022
Intellectual Attraction January 18, 2022
Artificial Intelligence & Algorithms – Don’t Believe the Hype January 18, 2022
The Chainsmokers January 17, 2022
Technique-al Training January 17, 2022
Unproven January 16, 2022
Let The Light In January 16, 2022
The Good Life January 16, 2022
I Wish I Could Be An A$$hole January 16, 2022
Make My Heart Race January 13, 2022
Fighting Weight January 13, 2022
Completely Out Of Choices January 13, 2022
Drawing On Reserves January 13, 2022
Time Takes Time January 13, 2022
Feeling Music January 11, 2022
Sucker Punch January 11, 2022
I’m Not Patient. I’m Busy. January 10, 2022
Deep Dark Secrets January 10, 2022
Scrambled January 9, 2022
The Power Of Paying No Attention January 8, 2022
No Cheating January 7, 2022
Self Absorption January 7, 2022
Ending My Online Dating Experiment January 7, 2022
Parlez-vous Français? January 6, 2022
Meyers Briggs, Enneagram, And Me January 6, 2022
Peeping Tom January 5, 2022
Sibling Surprise January 5, 2022
A Two Way Street January 3, 2022
Radical Honesty January 3, 2022
Self-Inflicted Frustration January 3, 2022
My Grinch Heart January 1, 2022
Happy Freaking New Year January 1, 2022
Giving It A Shot In 2022 January 1, 2022
Kids Everywhere January 1, 2022
My 1% January 1, 2022
I Can Fly January 1, 2022
Online Dating Update 1/1/22 January 1, 2022
Talk Dirty To Me December 31, 2021
Cannon Fodder December 31, 2021
My 83 Year Old Girlfriend December 31, 2021
Pictures of Me and the Girls December 31, 2021
Disappointed But Not Devastated December 31, 2021
I Can’t Always Get What I Want When I Want It December 29, 2021
So Cool She Doesn’t Even Know It December 28, 2021
Nitwit Shirt December 28, 2021
Things I Don’t See December 28, 2021
The Best Christmas I’ve Had In a Long Time December 26, 2021
Deleted December 26, 2021
A Piece Of Me December 23, 2021
Music And Silence December 22, 2021
Frisbee And Christmas December 22, 2021
Greetings Of Joy December 20, 2021
An Epidemic Of Anxiety December 20, 2021
Goldilocks December 20, 2021
Voting No December 19, 2021
Jury Duty December 19, 2021
Scent Of A Woman December 19, 2021
My First Date After 32 Years December 18, 2021
Incremental Progress December 16, 2021
I Just Need One December 15, 2021
Cult Of Personality December 14, 2021
Enjoying The Process December 13, 2021
In The Dark December 11, 2021
Making Up Stories December 11, 2021
The Stuff Of Nightmares December 9, 2021
In Stitches December 9, 2021
Update from early December December 8, 2021
Shakespeare Wasn’t Meant To Be Read December 8, 2021
Everything Is Not Different December 7, 2021
Why Work? December 6, 2021
Pathetic Life December 4, 2021
Sweet Dreams December 1, 2021
Cold Shoulder – Nothing New Here November 27, 2021
Write It Down November 27, 2021
You Made Your Bed And I Made Mine November 26, 2021
Listening To The Leaves Fall November 26, 2021
Ranting About Pandemic Fatigue November 25, 2021
No Thanks November 24, 2021
It’s Not A Numbers Game November 24, 2021
The Joy Of Using What You Have November 17, 2021
I See Dumb People* November 16, 2021
Not Everything Is Political November 14, 2021
It’s Not A Work Crises November 13, 2021
The Invisible Man November 12, 2021
Elbow Bursitis November 10, 2021
Trudging Through The Holiday Season November 9, 2021
Having No One Is Better Than Dating “Anyone” November 9, 2021
The Madness Of Crowds November 8, 2021
I Don’t Take Advice From Athletes, Actors, Reporters, Politicians And Singers November 8, 2021
It’s (Not) The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year November 5, 2021
Curses November 3, 2021
Should Shouldn’t November 3, 2021
Much Ado About … Not Much November 2, 2021
No Kidding November 1, 2021
Even Steven November 1, 2021
Halloween Halloween Halloween October 30, 2021
One Phone Call A Week October 29, 2021
A Little Less Intensity October 28, 2021
App Light October 27, 2021
Unrealistic Expectations October 27, 2021
Some Days The Shit Just Keeps Piling On October 26, 2021
Hi, How’s The Weather? October 25, 2021
Missing Her Three Years Later October 25, 2021
Don’t Tell Me You Love Me October 24, 2021
Stop Digging October 24, 2021
You’re An Employee – Not The Owner October 21, 2021
Roid Rage October 21, 2021
Real Problems October 19, 2021
Logistically Speaking October 19, 2021
Freedom From Speculation October 19, 2021
Unafraid October 18, 2021
No Way HOA October 15, 2021
N=1 October 14, 2021
I Wanna Pump You Up* October 14, 2021
Could A Post Covid Supply Chain Be Better? October 11, 2021
Everything Will Be Alright October 11, 2021
I Won’t Trade My Time for More Money October 10, 2021
How I Choose To Spend My Life October 9, 2021
Mensches October 4, 2021
Painting After A Break October 2, 2021
Putting My Money Where My Mouth Is September 30, 2021
My Achy Breaky Shoulder September 30, 2021
Balancing Act September 28, 2021
I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me September 27, 2021
August 2021 Update September 26, 2021
This Is Normal September 26, 2021
Losing Interest In Fantasyland September 25, 2021
Hernia Recovery and The Covid Delta Surge September 25, 2021
Vaccine Excuses September 24, 2021
The Odds Weren’t In My Favor September 23, 2021
Most Likely To Succeed September 23, 2021
Rooted September 22, 2021
How To Stop Being Delusional September 20, 2021
An Animal In Bed September 20, 2021
What Binge Watching Does To Me September 20, 2021
Lockdown PTSD September 19, 2021
If A Tree Falls In A Forest September 18, 2021
Self Quarantine Delusion September 17, 2021
Dreadlimination September 17, 2021
It’s Looking Impossible September 16, 2021
Life At 1 MPH September 16, 2021
My 4:30am Girlfriend September 15, 2021
500 Posts September 14, 2021
Knocked Right Out Of His Shoes September 14, 2021
Living Without Air Conditioning September 14, 2021
How I Spent My Summer Vacation September 13, 2021
Reset September 13, 2021
Old Lady September 12, 2021
Hanging Onto A Thread Of Kindness September 12, 2021
Speak Of The Devil September 11, 2021
The Natural September 10, 2021
Punching The Clock September 9, 2021
Back To Life September 8, 2021
Dream Girl September 7, 2021
The Sound Of Love September 7, 2021
No More Mr. Nice Guy September 7, 2021
Sugar Low September 7, 2021
Old Man In The Mirror September 7, 2021
Hand Wringing September 6, 2021
Nunya September 6, 2021
Entrepreneur Bandwagon September 6, 2021
Why I Won’t Get A Colonoscopy September 6, 2021
Cutting Off Body Parts September 6, 2021
Going Through The Motions September 5, 2021
Talkin’ Bout My Generation (and Yours) September 5, 2021
I Want To Thank You September 4, 2021
How Could You? September 4, 2021
See, Catch & Kill September 4, 2021
Choosing Not To Learn September 3, 2021
10 Years Later September 3, 2021
Historically Significant September 2, 2021
Kept Man September 2, 2021
Out Of My Control September 1, 2021
The Birdwatchers September 1, 2021
Grow or Atrophy September 1, 2021
Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind September 1, 2021
How I Fell In Love With Raleigh September 1, 2021
Chasing The Dragon With Food September 1, 2021
Everything Ends September 1, 2021
That Day Will Come September 1, 2021
If It Doesn’t Work I’m Sending It Back August 31, 2021
You Can Commiserate Or You Can Plow Forward August 31, 2021
Why Did I Wait So Long August 31, 2021
How To Lose Weight August 31, 2021
Most People Aren’t Assholes August 31, 2021
Of Course The Vaccination Process Is A Mess August 30, 2021
Out Of Sync August 30, 2021
Mr. Popularity August 29, 2021
I Can’t Handle TikTok, YouTube & Netflix August 29, 2021
Motivational Insanity August 29, 2021
I’m Glad I’ll Be Dead August 28, 2021
Back To School Blues August 28, 2021
An Entirely Different World August 28, 2021
Leopard Skin Bikini August 27, 2021
Steven Slug Ainslie August 27, 2021
Don’t Say Cheese August 27, 2021
One Time Does Not Make A Trend August 27, 2021
Just Your Average Oddball August 27, 2021
Every Picture Tells A Story August 26, 2021
Masking Our Stupidity August 25, 2021
My Second Inguinal Hernia Surgery and Recovery August 24, 2021
Dreadticipation August 21, 2021
Who’s Your Daddy August 21, 2021
Protection From Fantasy August 17, 2021
I Might Not Vote Anymore August 17, 2021
Plow Forward August 13, 2021
An Unremarkable Man August 12, 2021
We Are Not Alone August 9, 2021
Pointing The Finger August 9, 2021
Mask On Mask Off August 9, 2021
WTF AntiVaxers? August 5, 2021
The Meaning and Purpose Of Life August 5, 2021
Whining About My Second Hernia August 3, 2021
DIY August 3, 2021
Me and My Hernia August 3, 2021
Falling In Love August 1, 2021
Change Up August 1, 2021
Clearing Out My Head August 1, 2021
Going Down Fighting July 30, 2021
It’s All In My Head July 29, 2021
Final Resting Spot July 29, 2021
Turning Around A Bad Day July 11, 2021
Chasing the Soccer Ball July 11, 2021
Mr. Ainslie’s Neighborhood July 8, 2021
No Mask No Mas July 2, 2021
You Won’t Find Your Answers On The Internet July 2, 2021
Simple Gratitude June 29, 2021
Searching To Buy Nothing June 25, 2021
The Poor Always Get F**ked Over June 25, 2021
Sunshine, Smiles and Great Meals June 24, 2021
The Upside of Injury And Social Isolation June 20, 2021
Small Man Small Life June 20, 2021
Where Everybody Knows Your Name June 18, 2021
A Fresh Coat Of Paint June 13, 2021
Panic At The Disco June 10, 2021
I’ve Lost My Mojo June 4, 2021
Perfectly Imperfect June 1, 2021
Swimming Downhill June 1, 2021
Call My Husband May 30, 2021
Thinking Of Death All The Time May 30, 2021
Freedom Comes From Not Caring What Others Think About Me May 29, 2021
Driveways Paved In Gold May 28, 2021
Podcasts I’m Listening To May 25, 2021
Thinking Of You May 25, 2021
Ho Hum May 22, 2021
Must Be Nice May 22, 2021
Everything Plus The Kitchen Sink May 19, 2021
Ripple Effects May 17, 2021
Eliminating My Way To Clarity May 17, 2021
If I Win The Lottery May 17, 2021
What If I Like It? May 16, 2021
Tapped Out May 15, 2021
I’m Rich, Bitch May 10, 2021
Ordinary Average Guy May 9, 2021
Hygiene Theater May 9, 2021
Embracing The Suck May 5, 2021
Rolling The Dice On Life April 27, 2021
Handle Your Business April 22, 2021
Solo Forever? April 16, 2021
Elimination Diet April 16, 2021
Pandemic Spring Update 1 Year In April 9, 2021
It’s All About You March 24, 2021
Do you think I don’t know how much you love me? March 23, 2021
Covid Vaccine, Carnivore Diet and the Beginning of the End? March 20, 2021
Smemories March 18, 2021
How I Beat Robocallers, Spammers and Junk Mailers March 18, 2021
Jealous Of What? February 17, 2021
Wash, Rinse, Repeat…Getting Through My Least Favorite Month February 17, 2021
Members Only January 29, 2021
“You should do whatever you need to do to be happy.” January 29, 2021
I’m Glad The Holidays Are Over December 27, 2020
Made For Suburbia December 27, 2020
This Is Supposed To Be More Fun December 27, 2020
20,000 Cups Of Coffee – A Love Story December 17, 2020
No More NextDoor December 11, 2020
Buying Pride For $3.88 December 10, 2020
Clean Break December 8, 2020
As Comfortable As Dave Chappelle December 7, 2020
You Can’t Be My Friend Anymore December 7, 2020
Stop Asking Yourself If You’re Happy November 15, 2020
My Wife’s Birthday November 6, 2020
I Love Not Being On The Road November 6, 2020
Boringly Fantastic October 21, 2020
Willpower Is Overrated October 21, 2020
So You Want A Quiet, Simple Life? October 20, 2020
Buying Memories October 14, 2020
Experiments – Carnivore Diet, Phone Off, Talking To Strangers October 14, 2020
You Have To Spend Your Life Doing Something October 10, 2020
Free Your Mind September 29, 2020
Everything Is Local September 20, 2020
What Are You Going To Do About It? September 15, 2020
Less News, More Swimming September 10, 2020
A Good Dream September 10, 2020
Anybody Can Do Anything For 3 Months September 10, 2020
Socializing, Date Failure and Fall in Raleigh September 10, 2020
Voting My Conscience September 8, 2020
Do Not Disturb September 7, 2020
Where Is Your Shame? August 23, 2020
To Tell The Truth August 13, 2020
A Do Over July 26, 2020
10 Weeks To Full Intensity July 26, 2020
You Deserve Shit July 15, 2020
I Don’t Mediate… I Move July 12, 2020
Painting Through The Pandemic July 7, 2020
7 Weeks Post-Op, Pools Reopening, Prasara Yoga July 3, 2020
Covid-19 Lessons from the Black Plague June 24, 2020
Missing Time June 20, 2020
Match Game June 20, 2020
Working Out, Lockdowns and George Floyd June 20, 2020
Stay Vigilant June 15, 2020
The Internet Has Jumped the Shark June 13, 2020
First Day Of Exercising After Surgery and Some Post-Op Paintings June 11, 2020
Bread and Circuses #2 – Pandemics and Protests June 11, 2020
Lessons From The Black Plague June 10, 2020
Keeping My Opinion To Myself June 6, 2020
Jonesing To Resume Exercising Like A Madman Again June 5, 2020
Are You Kidding Me? June 3, 2020
Uninformed Opinions June 1, 2020
The Moments of Life May 31, 2020
Playing The Numbers May 30, 2020
The Women I’ve Loved May 28, 2020
How Many People Equals 100,000 Dead? May 26, 2020
Opening Back Up May 26, 2020
When Will There Be A Good Day May 24, 2020
When Is Enough Enough? May 23, 2020
Why Aren’t We Talking About Euthanasia? May 23, 2020
You Can’t Run Away May 22, 2020
The Problems Of Scale May 22, 2020
Inguinal Hernia Repair Surgery & Recovery May 21, 2020
I Just Had Inguinal Hernia Surgery And I Am Not A Happy Camper May 21, 2020
Get Ready For A Pandemic of Excuses May 20, 2020
American Reject May 20, 2020
Jar Of Olives – A Love Story May 20, 2020
Patience Is Not My Middle Name May 19, 2020
Pandemic Musical Chairs May 18, 2020
Exercise in Madness May 18, 2020
Mission Impossible? May 16, 2020
I Had 2 Covid-19 Tests May 15, 2020
Slice and Dice May 15, 2020
Hard Decisions May 15, 2020
Rolling The Dice on Health Insurance and Losing May 12, 2020
My First Surgery – Alone and During a Pandemic Lockdown May 12, 2020
How To Use Product Reviews Effectively May 6, 2020
Opting Out of The Ratings Game May 6, 2020
Face Masks and Kabuki Theater May 4, 2020
Everything Breaks April 29, 2020
Prepare For The Universal F***ing April 28, 2020
The Second Wave April 16, 2020
I’ll Kill Myself Tomorrow April 14, 2020
Why I Am Not Afraid of Covid-19 April 10, 2020
Whores and Pools April 9, 2020
Covid-19 Fatigue April 7, 2020
Answers To All Your Pandemic Questions April 2, 2020
Making a Career Change After the Pandemic March 28, 2020
The Government Will Not Protect You March 26, 2020
Back At It – Part 2. March 22, 2020
Nonbeliever January 27, 2020
A Year And A Day December 14, 2019
No Comment December 7, 2019
You Can Always Clean The House December 1, 2019
Mindless November 27, 2019
Back At It November 25, 2019
Closing time October 10, 2019
Grease Monkey October 9, 2019
Paint Shop October 4, 2019
Bringing Back Color Into My Life August 25, 2019
Alone – Not Lonely August 20, 2019
Bang the Drum August 18, 2019
Fatalistic Optimist August 12, 2019
Bang bang August 10, 2019
The Meet Market August 8, 2019
Antisocial August 7, 2019
Home Improvement Life Improvement August 2, 2019
Wanting Things To Be Different August 1, 2019
The Widower Diet July 31, 2019
Sit In the Silence July 30, 2019
A posting experiment July 30, 2019
A Good Life? July 18, 2019
Spartan July 10, 2019
Sleep Tight July 2, 2019
The Ebbs and Flows of Friendship July 2, 2019
A Little Bit Inconvenient July 1, 2019
The Next Chapter June 23, 2019
Savoring The Moments June 19, 2019
It’s Over June 10, 2019
Is This Real Life? May 18, 2019
The Dollar Store May 17, 2019
Eating Alone May 17, 2019
Surprise…surprise! May 15, 2019
Small Town America May 15, 2019
No Blue Highways May 15, 2019
Useful May 7, 2019
How Can She Be Gone? May 5, 2019
Finding My People May 3, 2019
Fearless April 30, 2019
A Real Ghost Town April 28, 2019
No Pictures In My Camper April 28, 2019
I See No People April 26, 2019
Nothing To Buy April 26, 2019
Control Freak April 26, 2019
Dirt Man April 22, 2019
One Bowl, One Plate, One Fork April 21, 2019
Showering On The Road April 21, 2019
The Project That Saved My Life April 20, 2019
Thinking About My Wife April 18, 2019
It’s All Theoretical Until You Have Experience April 16, 2019
The Biggest Rottweiler I’ve Ever Seen April 16, 2019
Gone April 13, 2019
My New Home April 1, 2019
Empty House, Empty Life April 1, 2019
Visiting An Old Friend March 28, 2019
It’s All Coming Together March 26, 2019
If You Think Your Stuff Is Valuable Try Selling It On Craigslist March 22, 2019
Leatherman Dude March 21, 2019
Every Single Day March 20, 2019
Death Cleaning March 18, 2019
Bare Walls March 16, 2019
If…Then March 11, 2019
Goodbye Sweet Tiger Lilly March 9, 2019
Ashes March 6, 2019
The Naked Truth About My Clothes March 5, 2019
Saying Goodbye to Buster February 24, 2019
Getting Rid of Everything February 21, 2019
Letting Go of Lilly and Buster February 16, 2019
Going On The Road February 16, 2019
Going Off The Grid Or Off My Rocker? February 3, 2019
Selling My Home February 1, 2019
Cleaning My Home January 27, 2019
Why Does Widower = “Looking For A Date?” January 26, 2019
Half A Life January 25, 2019
How Low Can I Go? January 24, 2019
Going Without Health Insurance January 22, 2019
Firing the Cleaning Lady January 19, 2019
The Death List January 17, 2019
What I Loved About My Stepfather January 16, 2019
All That’s Left Is Love January 14, 2019
That’s What She Said January 13, 2019
Slow Ride January 12, 2019
Cruising January 11, 2019
A Matter Of Perspective January 8, 2019
Shutting Down Inside Sales Dude January 5, 2019
I’m In Repair January 2, 2019
Turning Off The TV January 1, 2019
Big Empty Life December 29, 2018
Black and White December 29, 2018
Keep Your Eyes Open For An Opportunity To Help December 25, 2018
Carnundrum December 15, 2018
My Wife Died Last Night December 14, 2018
Dying Without Dignity December 14, 2018
Fashion Show – Remembering My Wife December 11, 2018
Car Insurance Stupidity December 11, 2018
Are You Afraid Of Dark Skinned People? December 9, 2018
Crybaby December 7, 2018
Who Will Take Care Of You? December 7, 2018
Just Show Up December 6, 2018
Happy F***ing Birthday (Getting hospice for my dying wife) December 6, 2018
The Right Answer Isn’t Always The Perfect Answer December 6, 2018
Immigration Breakdown December 4, 2018
Singleness of purpose November 25, 2018
My wife. My partner. My patient. November 17, 2018
Waiting November 4, 2018
Bullfrog October 21, 2018
My Wife Is Dying October 19, 2018
Consumed By Death October 5, 2018
Why I Don’t Drink September 29, 2018
Lapping It Up September 26, 2018
Damaged Goods September 17, 2018
Fantasy vs Reality September 13, 2018
She Knows What You Think Anyway September 12, 2018
A Hermit And Dunbar’s Number September 8, 2018
Dear Doctor, Thank You For Crying September 7, 2018
What Happens After You Get The Job At The Top? August 30, 2018
Is Radio Doomed? August 27, 2018
Would Retiring To Small Town or Rural America Be Better Than Staying In The Suburbs? August 25, 2018
I See You August 23, 2018
Target Therapy August 22, 2018
My Downshifting Story (aka How I Escaped the Cubicle) August 21, 2018
Pleasantly Surprised With Comcast August 17, 2018
I’ll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for a Hamburger Today August 16, 2018
Colognious Assault August 15, 2018
Why I Left A Great Job August 13, 2018
In For The Long Haul August 11, 2018
How To Build A Leads List for A Consulting Firm (or for Enterprise Sales) August 11, 2018
We All Need A Kick In The A$$ Sometimes August 6, 2018
I Should Have Been A Plumber August 3, 2018
My Friend Bought A Mansion July 30, 2018
When My Step-Daughter Died July 30, 2018
Stop Trying To Motivate Your Sales Team July 27, 2018
Limiting Choices Makes My Life Better July 26, 2018
Part-Time Job, Full-Time Life July 25, 2018
Mole Men (And Women) July 24, 2018
The Magic Of Off Hours July 21, 2018
Get Outside, A Little Discomfort Equals A Lot of Fitness July 20, 2018
How You Treat Your Customer Is More Important Than How You Sell, What You Sell or Your Expertise July 19, 2018
I Don’t Have Many Friends July 19, 2018
Solving the Wrong Problem July 18, 2018
Your Job Posting Probably Sucks July 17, 2018
A Post A Day July 17, 2018
Shutting Down My Business July 16, 2018
Will I Return to Work or Can I Pivot My Business Successfully? July 15, 2018
Terms of Endearment July 14, 2018
If It’s Not A Hit, Switch July 13, 2018
Tight Squeeze July 12, 2018
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes July 12, 2018
What TV Taught Me About Reality July 9, 2018
Could I Live In A Van? July 7, 2018
Should You Be Working Harder? July 7, 2018
My Wife Has Lung Cancer July 4, 2018
Go Onsite To Increase Your Close Rate to 90% July 2, 2018
Can I Do Anything to Prevent Mass Shootings? July 1, 2018
How to Sell When Your Product is “A Nice To Have” June 29, 2018
Mr. Carpenter June 27, 2018
When Hustle Isn’t Good Enough June 26, 2018
No News Is Good News June 23, 2018
You Might Not Need a Sales Manager June 22, 2018
Math Geek June 22, 2018
I Don’t Want Your $2.7M Penthouse Condo June 20, 2018
How to Make Sales with No Leads, No Marketing and No Track Record June 18, 2018
Old Man June 14, 2018
What is it you do and how do you make money? June 14, 2018
Fashionista June 12, 2018
Crunch Time June 9, 2018
Stop Being A Whiny Crybaby June 9, 2018
There Are No Victims In Sales June 6, 2018
How To Target Decision Makers At The Right Accounts To Sell The Largest Deals June 2, 2018
Helping A Sales Rep Quit May 31, 2018
My Consulting Business Is Down This Year May 31, 2018
My Life As An Introvert May 29, 2018
Most Sales Training Is Garbage May 29, 2018
My Experience With Obamacare aka the ACA May 28, 2018
Follow The Money May 22, 2018
Taking A Stand to Defend Your Rep May 19, 2018
My Grocery List System vs. My Marriage May 17, 2018
Should Your Sales Team Be Run Like A Family Business? May 16, 2018
Where Are All The GenX Blogs? May 16, 2018
Jobs That Took Me from Poor to Middle Class to Semi Retired May 16, 2018
Thanking My Mentors May 11, 2018
My Obsession with Tracking Time May 11, 2018
The Compliment Sandwich is a Shit Sandwich May 10, 2018
Friendships of Convenience May 10, 2018
The Compliment Sandwich Is A Sh!t Sandwich May 10, 2018
Hacking A/B Testing For An Individual Sales Rep May 9, 2018
I Can’t Believe I Fell For Tooth Whitening May 8, 2018
Why Sales Automation Isn’t Helping You Sell More May 7, 2018
Why I Do Yoga May 2, 2018
Save Money By Driving An Old Car April 30, 2018
Presentations That Won’t Put Everyone to Sleep April 29, 2018
Why I Hire Weirdos April 29, 2018
3 Big Rocks for Time Management April 29, 2018
Try Not To Lie April 28, 2018
How (and Why) I Got My Monthly Expenses Really Low April 25, 2018
How To Never Be Surprised When Someone Quits April 24, 2018
Just One Of Those Days April 22, 2018
You Already Know What To Do April 22, 2018
How Sales Taught Me To Face My Fears April 22, 2018
My (sort of) Simple Guide To Fitness April 22, 2018
I’d Rather Move Somewhere Than Travel There April 20, 2018
Is It Time To Spring Clean Your Leads? April 19, 2018
How I Escaped Credit Card Debt With Chase and Citibank April 17, 2018
What If Everything You Owned Was Your Favorite? April 14, 2018
I Quit Facebook and Twitter to Quiet the Noise In My Head April 13, 2018
Someday You Will Have a Driveway as Nice as Mine April 12, 2018
Why I Love To Walk April 12, 2018
What’s the Worst That Could Happen? April 12, 2018
How I Met My Wife April 7, 2018
Too Much Information Is Making Me Stupid April 6, 2018
The Scrap Man & Sales Partnerships April 4, 2018
How I Stumbled Into A Career in Sales April 1, 2018
Buy a Cheaper House & Retire Early March 31, 2018
Mr. Nobody Man March 30, 2018
How Can a Bidet Solve Your Sales Problem? March 28, 2018
Surprise Party March 27, 2018
Take Advantage of Being the Boss March 15, 2018
Don’t Be The Answer Man March 8, 2018
How Can Paying Attention To History Help You Sell More? March 5, 2018
When Should Sales Managers Update Their Resume and LinkedIn? February 28, 2018
How Sales Taught Me To Face My Fears By Taking Action February 23, 2018
What Are Your Stock Options Really Worth? February 17, 2018
What Would Happen If You Lowered Everyone’s Quota? February 14, 2018
What Do You Really Want From Your VP of Sales? February 10, 2018
Save $300K …You Don’t Need to Hire a VP of Sales February 7, 2018
How Easy Is It to Contact You? January 27, 2018
Use the Ben Franklin Close to Sell Anything January 21, 2018
How to Get Hired in Sales January 18, 2018
You Already Know What to Do To Sell More January 11, 2018
Put Your Best Rep on Your Best Territory January 10, 2018
Just One of Those Days January 4, 2018
The 3-5-8 Rule for Successful Selling January 2, 2018
Pipeline Deep Dives December 28, 2017
Starting A New Job is Like Getting a New Pet December 23, 2017
Don’t Say It December 18, 2017
What Are They Gonna Do – Fire Me? December 7, 2017
Sell What’s On the Truck December 1, 2017
Hitting Reset at the End of the Year for Better Results Next Year November 24, 2017
Teach Your Reps to Not Undersell November 19, 2017
How to Use Whiteboard Jiu Jitsu For Onsite Sales Calls November 17, 2017
The Big List – How To Tackle Big Projects November 16, 2017
How Sales Managers Should Wrap Up the Week November 13, 2017
Close More Deals by Paying Attention to Buying Signals November 12, 2017
Sell More By Returning Calls From Prospects November 11, 2017
Teach Your Reps to Have a Strong Q4 Close October 29, 2017
Are Your Reps Chasing the Wrong Leads? October 22, 2017
How to Tackle a Sales Problem You’ve Never Seen Before October 17, 2017
Work 1% Harder – How to Move Up in a Big Company October 7, 2017
Why You are Not on My Mailing List October 2, 2017
My Experience With Hurricane Irma September 25, 2017
Fix Your Broken Outbound Prospecting September 3, 2017
Dealing with Irrational Behavior August 30, 2017
Using Indeed.com to Find Sales Reps August 27, 2017
How to Sell $12K in 1 Hour (plus 9 months) August 26, 2017
Is It Time to Move to a New CRM? August 23, 2017
The Truth About Setting Sales Quotas August 13, 2017
Creating an Effective Commission Plan August 9, 2017
How Much to Pay a New Sales Rep August 3, 2017
How Long Will it Take to Ramp Up Your Sales Team? July 24, 2017
Weekly 1-on-1s for Sales Reps – Set Goals, Make Things Happen and Cement Relationships July 20, 2017
Why You Should Always Be Training Your Replacement July 9, 2017
My Story – A Meandering Path to a Career in Sales July 7, 2017
Use Inbox Zero to Take Control of Your Email, Your Day and Your Mind June 24, 2017
Block Time for Sales Reps to Manage Daily Activity June 14, 2017
Software I Use to Work Remotely June 11, 2017
The 150% Rule to Create Work-Life Balance June 7, 2017
Do You Have the Wrong Sales Reps? June 3, 2017
Can Inside Sales Work with Remote Employees? May 19, 2017
Recognition for Sales Reps – Simple Ideas that Create Strong Teams May 5, 2017
How to Fire an Employee May 4, 2017
Treat Every Sales Rep Differently April 28, 2017
How I Mentor April 24, 2017
Eliminate Most Meetings April 20, 2017
Presentations That Won’t Put Everyone to Sleep April 11, 2017
Meaningful Sales Metrics April 7, 2017
Call Coaching for Inside Sales Reps March 31, 2017
Perfect Forecasting for Sales Reps March 28, 2017
Interview Questions for Sales Reps March 26, 2017
Interviewing Sales Reps March 25, 2017
Don’t “Just Do It” March 24, 2017
Always Be Recruiting March 17, 2017
Role Playing for Sales Reps March 13, 2017
Employee Rulebook March 11, 2017
Staff Log – A Tool for Effective Sales Team Management March 11, 2017
Hire Weirdos to Create Outstanding Sales Teams March 9, 2017
Small Rocks – How to Deal with Time Wasting Tasks March 7, 2017
1 Big Rock – Prioritization and Focus for Sales Managers March 7, 2017
3 Big Rocks – Time Management for Sales Managers and Reps March 6, 2017