I really despise winter. I don’t like being cold. I don’t like short days and long nights. I don’t like my nose running. I don’t like having to bundle up in 3 layers and strip down every time I go in or out of the house. But whatever, it’s January and I live in North…
Author: Steve Ainslie
The Good Life
My recent foray into the online dating world had me spiraling a bit this week. I updated my profiles, upgraded to “premium” subscriptions for Hinge and Bumble ,and aggressively scanned through hundreds of profiles by swiping left/right. After three days of concentrated activity, I’ve had only 4 women who responded to my “likes” – which…
I Wish I Could Be An A$$hole
As I mentioned a few weeks ago, I’ve been summoned for Jury Duty and am not pleased about it. I have been mulling over ideas for how to ensure I’m not selected for a jury. Since I no longer lie, my ideas all boil down to one tactic – be a complete a$$hole when questioned…
Make My Heart Race
Until I began dating again, I forgot about something that used to happen to me. Back when I was falling in love with my (future) wife, she made my heart race. It would race when I saw her. It would race when she smiled at me. It would race when she called me on the…
Fighting Weight
Although it seems like it was forever and a day ago since I had my 2nd hernia surgery, it has actually only been 4 months. In that time, I recovered my hernia surgery, I healed my chronically injured right shoulder and I got (and am slowly recovering from) elbow bursitis. Throughout this time I’ve been…
Completely Out Of Choices
I have completely lost interest in movies, TV shows, videos and books. My interest in TV and movies had been dwindling for the past decade, as everything became repetitive, banal and predictable. Books started waning during the past three years. I noticed the same formulaic approach to much of the fiction and nonfiction titles I…
Drawing On Reserves
I hate winter. January and February are my least favorite months. I don’t enjoy frigid temperatures, blowing winds, ice storms and snow. The sun rises late (if at all) and sets early. Swimming is a daily challenge – specifically jumping into the cold water and then freezing my a$$ off when I get out. At…
Time Takes Time
It has been 10 weeks since I banged my elbow on the doorframe and found a few days later that I had bursitis. Since then, as I’ve complained ceaselessly, I’ve had pain, limited mobility and an ugly looking lump on the end of my elbow (that apparently only I notice since absolutely not a single…
Feeling Music
When I listen to great music, I don’t hear it. I feel it it inside of me. It’s an immersive, all enveloping experience. My eyes close. My head bobs up and down. I’m drumming in the air, on the steering wheel or on my thighs. I feel the music in my chest. It makes me…
Sucker Punch
Some days it seems like life just keeps hitting you with another sucker punch. One discouraging thing after another hits you as the bad news keeps piling up. We’ve all had days like these. I try to prepare for the worst by planning for contingencies and by imagining what’s the worst thing that can happen…