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If It Doesn’t Work I’m Sending It Back

Posted on August 31, 2021September 4, 2021 by Steve Ainslie

I buy almost everything from Amazon. 

While I despise some of its business practices, I am enthralled with its logistical superiority, its broad inventory, and its convenience. 

When possible, prudent and practical, I prefer to buy from specialty shops that offer great customer service like REI, Marmot and Sweetwater.

In general, though, I hate buying anything.


So I’ve drawn a hard line in the sand. If I buy something and it doesn’t work, I’ll return it 100% of the time. 

For most of my life this wasn’t the case. If I bought something and it turned out to be crappy, marginally acceptable or even unsuitable, I’d keep it saying to myself: “I don’t have time to return this. Maybe I’ll use it occasionally. It’s my fault for buying the wrong thing.”

Not anymore.


So Amazon, if it was a person, would hate me. I’m a steady and loyal buyer, but I return something at least once a month because it’s junk. 

I doubt they care. It’s probably factored into their algorithms and I’m sure I pay for it with higher prices.


With the specialty shops, returns are less frequent and less convenient. They vet their vendors and have legitimate product expertise. If I make a return to them, it’s often because of incorrect fit vs. poor quality.


I no longer want to own anything that is junk, that doesn’t work well or doesn’t meet my expectations for minimal quality. 

Why have this stuff in my house?

Therefore, as a matter of principle, I return the junk – even if it was only a few bucks and returning it is inconvenient. 

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