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Kermit The Frog Here

Posted on May 30, 2023June 8, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

Last week I was a guest on the Solo Podcast. During the recording session, there were a few times when the host had to stop the recording and then cue me to resume talking. The first time, I was clicking a binder clip open and closed while talking and the microphone was picking it up….

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Pedigrees

Posted on May 28, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

I received my dog’s Breed Mix report from Wisdom Panel today. See below for the 17 breeds they detected from her DNA swab. Based on her appearance and her personality, I expected to see Parsons Russel Terrier (aka Jack Russel), Daschund and Beagle. But I hadn’t anticipated that her dominating breed would be Chihuahua! She…

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I Don’t Need To Run, I Need A Nap

Posted on May 27, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

Yesterday the I felt a little light-headed when I bent down to pet Wiggles. I thought that was strange, but figured it might be from leaning over. Then a few hours later, I got up from a nap and the room was spinning. Sh*t. I recognized the feeling immediately and knew what this was –…

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My Pack

Posted on May 26, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

Ever since my wife died in 4 years ago, I’ve considered myself as a loner. I’m retired. I’m a homebody. I spend most of my time alone. Or so I thought. It’s not accurate. My perspective was skewed. I have not been alone. I’ve been part of a family of my own creation. At first,…

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Rescue Me

Posted on May 25, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

I setup some alerts with Petfinder to email me when a Chihuahua for adoption is listed by a rescue organization in my local area. The system is good, but not granular enough to rule out dogs that are not quite a good fit. I’m not complaining – the rescue organizations do the best they can…

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What, Me Worry?

Posted on May 25, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

This week, in my limited exposure to the news, I’ve been warned of “potential disasters and existential crises” caused by: These were six I was able to bang out off the top of my head. If I opened Google News, I could list dozens more. The thing is, I can’t do anything to address any…

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Senior Moment

Posted on May 24, 2023May 24, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

Last week at the grocery store, as I was scanning my groceries, the checkout guy came up to my self-checkout station to swipe his card while saying, “Hi Sir, I just wanted to make sure you got your senior discount.” My discount was 5%, plus no charge for a dozen eggs. I thanked him while…

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Don’t F*ck With The Rich People

Posted on May 22, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

If you plan to rip someone off, I suggest avoiding the rich people. It’s clear that stealing from the poor and middle class is perfectly acceptable in the US. For examples, look at the price gouging from oil companies, food manufacturers, retailers and pharmaceutical companies in the past 3 years who took advantage of Covid…

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Return Therapy

Posted on May 22, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

Almost as good as never buying something, is returning something that doesn’t meet my needs. My latest shopping misadventure was with an inflatable e-collar for my dog Wiggles. She had injured her dew claw. The vet gave her antibiotics and said, “Don’t let her lick it or it will get infected from the bacteria in…

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It’s The Alcohol

Posted on May 22, 2023 by Steve Ainslie

I haven’t drank alcohol in 19 years and I don’t socialize much, so I often forget how prevalent drinking is for many people. When I hear stories about shootings at parties, out of control revelers trashing neighborhoods, fights happening outside of bars in the wee hours of the morning, fatal car crashes on weekends or…

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