Now that I think of it, I can’t ever recall an actual woman talking dirty to me.
I have never been a guy who was titillated by a woman “talking dirty”. In the movies and on TV, it always sounded silly, feigned and disingenuous.
Until last week.
During my non-date, we spoke for 4 hours on topics ranging from religion to health to society to family to philosophy and more.
Throughout, my friend continued to astound me with her lexicon. She used words I’ve read but never heard anyone utter aloud before. She sprinkled these throughout the conversation as casually and confidently as a rapper drops f-bombs between verses.
Wow.
I have an immense vocabulary. I am more intelligent than most people. (I won the genetic lottery.) I have broad interests. I have a great memory so I retain much of what I read, hear and learn.
My non-date didn’t just meet my level of eloquence, vocabulary, intelligence and wittiness. She blew far past it.
This might be the first time I’ve had that experience. I’ve known many charming people, many intelligent people and many well educated people. But I don’t ever recall being stunned by them in this way.
She used words like:
- Allopathic
- Sentimental materialist
- Myriad
- Disociative
- Ambiguity
And there I sat. Smitten.
She can talk to dirty to me anytime.
Follow up a few days later – Since we’re clearly in the non romantic friend zone, I got onto a few dating apps to try to meet someone to date. Fortunately for me, there appear to be some other literate women in my area who can talk dirty to me.